I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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