i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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