My sheets look like a crime scene.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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