I must be too annoying 4 u.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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