we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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