Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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