I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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