People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Randomize
