So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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