I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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