id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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