Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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