im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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