Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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