I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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