she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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