Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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