why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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