I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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