I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Randomize
