would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
