O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
did i just pee glitter
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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