party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
