Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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