Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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