If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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