Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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