Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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