That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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