She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We left the knife in your bed.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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