You're so nebulous sometimes
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
