so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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