i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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