if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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