awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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