talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
