i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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