what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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