yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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