In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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