I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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