If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
COCAINE IS GR8
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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