Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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