I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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