this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I will pee on everything he values.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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