I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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