I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
