New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Randomize
