Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
This house was built for laser tag.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Randomize
