I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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