that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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