last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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