How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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