After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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