I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Just high enough for therapy.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
