nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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