the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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