I want to make a zoo with you.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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